o hoes call me Ebony Dark’nizz Dementia Raven Way n’ I have long ebony black afro (thatz how tha fuck I gots mah name) wit purple streaks n’ red tips dat reaches mah mid-back n’ icy blue eyes like limpid tears n’ a shitload of playas tell me I be lookin like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t give a fuck whoz ass her ass is git da hell outta here!). I aint related ta Gerard Way but I wish I was cuz he a major fuckin hottie. I be a vampire but mah teeth is straight n’ white. I have pale white skin. I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch. I be also a witch, n’ I git all up in a magic school called Hogwarts up in England where I be up in tha seventh year (I be seventeen). I be a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) n’ I wear mostly black. I gots a straight-up boner fo’ Hot Topic n’ I loot all mah threadz from there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin’ thru fo’sho. For example todizzle I was bustin a funky-ass black corset wit matchin lace round it n’ a funky-ass black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets n’ black combat boots, n’ you can put dat on yo’ toast. I was bustin black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner n’ red eye shadow. I was struttin outside Hogwarts, n’ you can put dat on yo’ toast. Dat shiznit was snowin n’ drizzlin so there was no sun, which I was straight-up aiiight bout fo’ realz. All dem preps stared all up in mah face. I put up mah middle finger at em.
